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Post by Kerry on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:11 am



Off the back of another thread.. if you had a magic watch that allowed you to freeze time.. what would you do?


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Post by PaddyBhoy on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:17 am

Aww jeeesus, that brings me back to my childhood.
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Post by Kennybhoy67 on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:18 am

Imagine them checking the CCTV to see where the money went,after you've inevitably robbed a bank.

I'd go punch a few people I don't like,go into drug dealers houses and flush everything down the toilet,steal and just pretty much go exploring places I couldn't usually go.

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Post by The MLS1 on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:19 am

I'd wait till a derby game and get up to all fun and games. bbpd
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Post by ZenZero on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:23 am

fuck pixie lott

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Post by Smell the Glove on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:24 am

ZenZero wrote:fuck pixie lott

50 50 50

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Post by Barney Stinson on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:25 am

Exams would be piss easy with Bernard's Watch. I sit and wish I had it in every exam I sit. I'll no doubt think of other uses as well. icon_mrgreen
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Post by Barney Stinson on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:26 am

Also when you need to wake up early. Wake up press the watch and freeze time, go back to sleep. icon_mrgreen
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Post by The MLS1 on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:32 am

You can also dream.
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Post by JaggySnake on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:33 am

Maxa just text me saying he'd ride the arse off Kerry..

Anyway, I'm not sure, it would be fucking ridiculous though, you'd be waking up to the death of Thatcher etc no doubt.

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Post by Kerry on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:37 am

JaggySnake wrote:Maxa just text me saying he'd ride the arse off Kerry..

Anyway, I'm not sure, it would be fucking ridiculous though, you'd be waking up to the death of Thatcher etc no doubt.



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Post by ZenZero on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:41 am

JaggySnake wrote:Maxa just text me saying he'd ride the arse off Kerry..
lol

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Post by Maxa on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:51 am

I didn't send that text!!!!!!!!

I would make Naismith score a last minute OG winner in an Old Firm

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Post by ZenZero on Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:23 am

Maxa wrote:I didn't send that text!!!!!!!!

I would make Naismith score a last minute OG winner in an Old Firm
how would you do that that?

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Post by Emilio on Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:48 am

that wee tunes so gay 56

I'd do the normal stuff, rob banks n that 50

ps I got that text off Maxa too 43
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Post by Kerry on Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:54 am

56 56 56

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Post by Ledley on Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:16 am

I'd take every single swan in the world and take them all to Madagascar and just leave them there to live with the meerkats. Fuck the queen and her birds.
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