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Post by The MLS1 on Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:11 am

Post your stupid jokes and one liners here.
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Post by CharlieMulgrewCentreHalf on Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:25 am

I spent all my money on hookers drugs and drink.

The rest I just frittered away.
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Post by Padmill on Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:52 am

Paddy goes into the police station and asks:

"Who are all these pictures of?"

The policman quickly replies "Well. these are all the people who we really need to catch".

Paddy is confused, so he says to the copper "Here, why the fuck didn't you catch them when you were taking their pictures?"
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Post by Padmill on Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:53 am

As Westlife announce they are splitting and heading of on their own seperate ways, Loius Walsh's heart is all over the place....fortunately for him his penis is still going in One Direction.
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Post by Barney Stinson on Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:45 am

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
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Post by Barney Stinson on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:26 am

I'm waiting for someone to answer fs. 54

The answer is:



You can't peanut butter your dick up a girls arse. 50
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Post by Liam67 on Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:37 am

Rangers.
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Post by Stokesy Bhoy on Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:19 am

Craig Whyter than Whyte
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Post by Kennybhoy67 on Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:27 am

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